when a person is extremely turned on.
a female's vagina becomes wet and she has the urge to hump someone/something. a male's penis becomes erect. meaning he gets a "boner" or a stiff penis that is longer and larger than usual.
a female's vagina becomes wet and she has the urge to hump someone/something. a male's penis becomes erect. meaning he gets a "boner" or a stiff penis that is longer and larger than usual.
this (true) story will make you horny:
it was the middle of July. i had the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. she was bout 5.3" with huge tits a nice ass, and the most wonderful pussie in the world. her name was karen. she was blonde and sexy and she knew it. one day i went over her house cause i was mad horny. she wanted it bad. we made out for a while, then she grabbed my hand and pulled me outside. she was rich and owned alotta property. we went outside and she began to take of her clothes. first her shirt, then her miniskirt. then she came to me (in her sexy lace bra and a thong) and violently stuck her hand down my pants. "karen.." i said with pure pleasure as she gave me the best handjob i've ever had. "yes?" she said in a sexy voice. she pulled down my pants and boxers, and removed her thong. i quickly ripped my shirtt off. then, she did the sexiest thing i've ever seen. she bent ovver (still facing me) and i saw so much clevege. i was in heaven. then she said "get ova her, studd" and i happily went over. she kneeled on the ground and put my 9 inch cock in her mouth. while she was sucking, she quickly unclipped her bra. my jaw dropped. her tits were HUGE. no joke, they were bigger than pam andersons. she stood up and let me feel her up. then we started making out again. while we were making out and i was feeling her up i slipped my dick into her dripping wet pussie. she wrapped one leg around me and started backing up. before i kne it, we were fucking in her huge pool. i liked it. her boobs were huge and jiggled as she humped me under water. outta nowhere she stood up and started getting out of the water. i said "aww babe, you wanna stop already?" she replied "hell no, get over here" by then she was laying on a loungechair with her legs spread. i moved the fastest i c ould and hoped ontop of her. i fucked her in the pussie for like 20 minutess. it was amazing. then she flipped me over so she was on top and she was facing up. i fucked her in the ass while reaching my arms around to feel here tits. she was moaning. it was so great. after a while we ent on her trampoline and fucked on there. that was the best. then she told me to sit down, i did as i was told. while we were still on the trampoline, me sitiing, her standing, she started jumping. her titties were gorgeous. they bounced so hot. and my dick had the BIGGEST BONER EVER. then she came over to me, she put one leg over my shoulder, then the other. her pussie was in my face. i gladly ate her out. she was delicious. after we fell asleep together, naked, and when we woke up i stared at her boobs for about an hour while she tanned....naked.
it was the middle of July. i had the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. she was bout 5.3" with huge tits a nice ass, and the most wonderful pussie in the world. her name was karen. she was blonde and sexy and she knew it. one day i went over her house cause i was mad horny. she wanted it bad. we made out for a while, then she grabbed my hand and pulled me outside. she was rich and owned alotta property. we went outside and she began to take of her clothes. first her shirt, then her miniskirt. then she came to me (in her sexy lace bra and a thong) and violently stuck her hand down my pants. "karen.." i said with pure pleasure as she gave me the best handjob i've ever had. "yes?" she said in a sexy voice. she pulled down my pants and boxers, and removed her thong. i quickly ripped my shirtt off. then, she did the sexiest thing i've ever seen. she bent ovver (still facing me) and i saw so much clevege. i was in heaven. then she said "get ova her, studd" and i happily went over. she kneeled on the ground and put my 9 inch cock in her mouth. while she was sucking, she quickly unclipped her bra. my jaw dropped. her tits were HUGE. no joke, they were bigger than pam andersons. she stood up and let me feel her up. then we started making out again. while we were making out and i was feeling her up i slipped my dick into her dripping wet pussie. she wrapped one leg around me and started backing up. before i kne it, we were fucking in her huge pool. i liked it. her boobs were huge and jiggled as she humped me under water. outta nowhere she stood up and started getting out of the water. i said "aww babe, you wanna stop already?" she replied "hell no, get over here" by then she was laying on a loungechair with her legs spread. i moved the fastest i c ould and hoped ontop of her. i fucked her in the pussie for like 20 minutess. it was amazing. then she flipped me over so she was on top and she was facing up. i fucked her in the ass while reaching my arms around to feel here tits. she was moaning. it was so great. after a while we ent on her trampoline and fucked on there. that was the best. then she told me to sit down, i did as i was told. while we were still on the trampoline, me sitiing, her standing, she started jumping. her titties were gorgeous. they bounced so hot. and my dick had the BIGGEST BONER EVER. then she came over to me, she put one leg over my shoulder, then the other. her pussie was in my face. i gladly ate her out. she was delicious. after we fell asleep together, naked, and when we woke up i stared at her boobs for about an hour while she tanned....naked.
by hungry for pussie April 16, 2008
Get the hornymug. I was walking home on a Friday and i was fucking horny with nothing to do. I saw the school's biggest nerd and walked straight over to him. I grabbed his suspenders with one hand and shoved my other one down his pants.
I told him I needed some help with the science lesson on the reproductive system. I found an empty classroom and locked the door. I started undoing by bra but the nerd came over and took it off with his teeth. He started licking and sucking me while I worked on getting him naked. I slowly slid down his body and gave him the best blow job I’d given in a while. He started moaning and pushing my head in even more. I sucked harder until he pulled my head back and threw me on the floor. He picked me up and I put my legs around his shoulders. He ate me out so well I couldn’t believe he was a nerd. Then I slid down again and introduce him to sex. He was so good I got an orgasm almost right away. I couldn’t stop and we were sexing all night. When we woke up he still had his dick in me and we had a crowed. I didn’t care though. I woke him up and he started eating me out again. Then I let the others in and showed the boys a little treat. I was so drunk off the nerd’s juice me and the girls had a lesbian party just for them and when they couldn’t stand it anymore we dog piled them. We licked and sucked whatever we could. Then the teachers came and I fucked with all of them. I think it’s safe to say we all got as.
I told him I needed some help with the science lesson on the reproductive system. I found an empty classroom and locked the door. I started undoing by bra but the nerd came over and took it off with his teeth. He started licking and sucking me while I worked on getting him naked. I slowly slid down his body and gave him the best blow job I’d given in a while. He started moaning and pushing my head in even more. I sucked harder until he pulled my head back and threw me on the floor. He picked me up and I put my legs around his shoulders. He ate me out so well I couldn’t believe he was a nerd. Then I slid down again and introduce him to sex. He was so good I got an orgasm almost right away. I couldn’t stop and we were sexing all night. When we woke up he still had his dick in me and we had a crowed. I didn’t care though. I woke him up and he started eating me out again. Then I let the others in and showed the boys a little treat. I was so drunk off the nerd’s juice me and the girls had a lesbian party just for them and when they couldn’t stand it anymore we dog piled them. We licked and sucked whatever we could. Then the teachers came and I fucked with all of them. I think it’s safe to say we all got as.
by fuck_me_more October 26, 2008
Get the hornymug. he ripped off my red lingerie panties. i close my eyes, preparing myself. he slowly moved his fingers to my clit. moving in small circles. "god im so horny" i think
"i'm gonna fuck you till you can't walk" he promises.
"yes daddy" i nodded my head
he stuck his warm fingers in my pussy, going in and out. small moans escape my mouth
"oh my god bbg ur so tight" he whispers
he removes his fingers now glossed in my ~juices~. he brings his fingers up to his mouth and sucks them. he quickly flipped me over so that i was face-down on the bed. i heard him unzip his pants and let them fall to the floor. i suddenly feel his presence on me, and without warning he shoves his cock into my ass. i let out a moan for pleasure, and a little bit for pain. he starts to thrust in and out rabidly. i grab on to the bedsheet, the only support.
"daddy" i moan, "you're too big"
my eyes begin to water and my butt clenches.
his creamy juices escape his cock and make their way into my ass and pussy, getting all over my legs on the way there.
"i'm gonna fuck you till you can't walk" he promises.
"yes daddy" i nodded my head
he stuck his warm fingers in my pussy, going in and out. small moans escape my mouth
"oh my god bbg ur so tight" he whispers
he removes his fingers now glossed in my ~juices~. he brings his fingers up to his mouth and sucks them. he quickly flipped me over so that i was face-down on the bed. i heard him unzip his pants and let them fall to the floor. i suddenly feel his presence on me, and without warning he shoves his cock into my ass. i let out a moan for pleasure, and a little bit for pain. he starts to thrust in and out rabidly. i grab on to the bedsheet, the only support.
"daddy" i moan, "you're too big"
my eyes begin to water and my butt clenches.
his creamy juices escape his cock and make their way into my ass and pussy, getting all over my legs on the way there.
by cumalicious March 19, 2022
Get the hornymug. Slang for being sexually aroused;
1. having an huge hardened penis and the urge to jack onself off or fuck a girl.
2. having a wet, dripping pussy and the urge to finger oneself or put something big in your vagina.
1. having an huge hardened penis and the urge to jack onself off or fuck a girl.
2. having a wet, dripping pussy and the urge to finger oneself or put something big in your vagina.
1. Rob was feeling so horny in english, that he whipped out his dick and started jacking himself off. Eric got up to try and stop him, but Rob just tore off his pants and started pumping Eric's penis too.
He rubbed their dicks together and eventually they came all over each other. Once Rob was satisfied, he put his cock away and continued taking notes.
2. Kim was so horny that she was dripping juices all over her chair. She fingered herself then took a big vibrator and put it in. Rob heard her moan and stuffed his cock inside her causing them both to cum until they were no longer horny.
He rubbed their dicks together and eventually they came all over each other. Once Rob was satisfied, he put his cock away and continued taking notes.
2. Kim was so horny that she was dripping juices all over her chair. She fingered herself then took a big vibrator and put it in. Rob heard her moan and stuffed his cock inside her causing them both to cum until they were no longer horny.
by HornyGuy2 March 2, 2009
Get the hornymug. When you are fuckin desprate for sex, usually happens to people who dont have boy/girl friends to fuck so they go for porn or something else.
I was at my house doin chillin. Then all of the sudden my friend rides his bike past, he is always over but i never really though he liked me like that or that i liked him. he walked in and picked me up and threw me on the couch (in a playful way) i giggled and he came and sat next to me, all the sudden he put his arm around my hips, i pretended to be all against it. then he pulled my hair out of its scrunchi. then he said this is how i will force you to give me head! and he says that to be funny so i laffed and looked away.( i had no idea he ment it or that he was horny!) i was kind of scared that he was all "touchy feely" tho i secretly liked it, then he pinned me down....he usually does this for laffs from me and it always works he was sooo muscular... i could never do anything... but this times he leaned in and kissed me... i looked away after a second he said what and i acted all insulted and asked him to let me go, he told me that he just wanted to try something but i still refused he said i had no choice and he knew the naughty lil girl inside really did want some....i just looked at him he started dry fuckin me bein all funny then he stopped cuz a pretended to flip then he pinned me down again and we started making out this time he pulled away after a min or two and he said "would u ever, be my naughty girl" and i just flashed him this devilish lil smile. he kept making out with me then started to take off his shirt and shorts leavin on his boxers, then he started pullin off my clothes and i helped....he stopped wen all i had on was my thong it was as if i knew this would happen, tho i had always wished, he started to massage my 32c boobs while we made out i pushed him off and grabbed his dick all8 and a half inches (we were only teens then) nd i gave him an amazing hand job he smiled then i started to kneel his expression turned from wow to holy shit yes! i started out just kissing him all around he was goin crazy then i started sucking gently on this head of his dick soon i had my right hand on his shaft my left massaging his balls it didnt go long until i made him cum and i swallowed every bit, he grabbed my hair and pulled me off he threw me down and laid on top of me and slid his dick in so slowly i couldnt take it i wanted him to go faster but he wanted to make me go insane and it was working everything felt like slow motion, finally i screamed for him to go faster and he did and we soon both went into orgasms we had sex for 2 hours, it was amazing i feel like the luckiest girl in the world to this day becuzz not many people really have this happen to them, we have done it a billion more times since then..... made ya horny didnt it? well its a true story so imagine how it makes me feel
by hisnaughtyslut13 February 23, 2009
Get the hornymug. As I walked in my house thinking about my girlfriend, I thought about how good her pussy tastes and it started to make me horny. I called her up and moaned into the phone, she knew what I wanted. She was at my house in less than five minutes and we soon lost all of our clothes. She rubbed my pussy and it made me so wet, then I started to eat her out. She moaned with pleasure and I licked even harder. Now it's her turn, she flipped me around and in turn ate me out as well. I orgasmed so quickly that I didn't even know what was happening. She started sucking on my tits and I got my vibrator out. It has two sides so we could both use it at once. I stuck it in my pussy and she stuck the other end in her and we turned it on the highest setting. We both spread our legs as far as we could, trying to savor every last minute of it. We were both dripping wet before we had the loudest orgasms I've ever heard. Turns out that she had a friend that wanted to join the party so we let her. We quickly undressed her and watched her with my vibrator, finguring ourselves as we watched. We were all so horny that we started finguring eachother and eating eachother out. It was the best threesome I've ever had in my life.
by BleedingBullet March 31, 2008
Get the hornymug.