Horked

The failure of computer networking Hardware.

This router is horked.

by Louie Beans November 19, 2009

hork

to violently throw-up.

I drank some sangria and chowed on spagetti then horked it all up.

by kinjison November 22, 2004

Hork

1. It's a pig that whores around a lot.
2. A typo.
3. me

Roger you're such a stupid hork!

by I ♥ Wet Cats August 26, 2014

hork

A dorky girl that you allow in your circle of friends because she will put out for anyone at the drop of a hat. (whore + dork = hork)

Dude, I got so wasted last night I gave the hork a strawberry shortcake.

by krazykhat August 24, 2004

hork

Quickly eaten.

Let's hurry and hork down this pizza so we won't be late for the show.

by Corey October 24, 2002

Hork

To be mad or pissed off.

What?! You have to work late again? That really horks me off! Or: I am really horked at my girlfriend. She broke my favorite coffee mug.

by Unkle Arnie October 31, 2003

Hork

To loot a corpse

by I dunnnnnnnnnno August 3, 2003