Hoovering

A sexual practice in which the penis is inserted either partially or fully in the vagina, but no thrusting is allowed. The rationale being that as long as no thrusting or movement occurs the act is not considered intercourse, thus maintaining virginal status and/or keeping one's number of sexual partners low. This is reportedly popular among Christian youth.

She told me we couldn't have sex, but she was down for hoovering!

by Malc. August 22, 2007

Hoover

An other word for Marijuana (pot, weed, kush, etc...).

"I be smokin' on that hoover!"
"yo man that party was crazy bro, Jimmy had a pound of hoover!"

by FookieBookie June 08, 2013

HOOVER

A Hoover is a Person who's broke and dont want to get a job and trying to get sh*t off you like Food,Money,Cloths,Drugs or whatever

Some of my friend's are hoover's and I hate leting them use anything because I know I wont get it back from them.

by ~FLACA~ May 25, 2008

hoover

A mother fucker that sucks up all your weed and never chips in

Ay fuck jerry that niggas a fuckin hoover vacum lungs on my chit chip in nigga

by patrick r.2012 August 24, 2007

Hoover

A dumb word used by New Zealandish Mexicans to describe the act of vacuuming. Even though its a vacuum brand and not an action.

Guy 1:Yo mate I'm gonna hoover around in a bit if you wanna do the dishes.

Guy 2: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Neilio D December 03, 2011

hoover

The Hoover Generation. A generation of girls who watch porn from a young age and are consequently experts at sucking dick despite there apparent lack of experience.

The girl I hooked up with last night was definitely part of the "hoover generation".

by dougie1234 March 01, 2006

Hoover

The act of placing ones mouth over the nose of another and blowing air into their nose, causing an uncomfortable noise to come out of their mouth.

Tony fell asleep during sex so I hoovered that bitch to wake him up.

by My neck my back January 06, 2016