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HOOP

HANDS OFF OUR PENISES

Whenever girls you don't want want you and your friends really badly, you use it.
Weird girl: hey guys, you want to go watch a movie at my house this friday?
Guys: HOOP...
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Hoop

A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.
"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.
by Umlaut Tilde May 10, 2010
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hooping

To play basket ball at a park after midnight....
Last night we was all hooping and and we got kicked out from the park because the basketball hit a car and activated the alarm...
by milkman Lecheman July 16, 2009
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Hooping

Hooping is used by British paedophiles as a code word or expression for the act of bumming a boy under the age of 14.
"He is out hooping the dirty bastard!"
by baza69 March 29, 2009
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Hoop

Person A: I have another reason to hate the Trojans.
Person B: You should just get the hoop, seriously. This is the 2000s
by YINGISWRONG December 10, 2009
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hooped

Non-functional, exhausted.
I was too hooped to go to the party tonight.
by David Kamloops December 8, 2004
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hooping

Causing a hoopla or a scene or being liable to do so on account of being in a state not conducive toward maintaining standard decorum and being in the presence of a relatively sizable audience.

When your head is spinning. Going around in circles mentally or physically. Being over excited, hyperactive or erratic. Typically indicates some loss of self control or coordination. Similar to hopping mad but not quite as intense. Unable to keep still and prancing/dancing around.

When someone says they are hooping it is usually to indicate that they should lower then expectations and not necessarily assume the person's superfluous movements or actions are the result of intent. This may describe a state with partial similarities to desperately needing to pee. See the urinal dance.

This is a little like saying you a tipsy, wasted, baked, drunk, buzzing or woozy except more toward being in more of an alert state than a sleepy inattentive state. It would tend to imply being loopy, dizzy, frantic, jittery, fidgety, etc. May suggest being distracted and perhaps panic. In some degree of disarray. Unable to entirely handle a situation or not being in a suitable state to fully conduct yourself accordingly.

Typically implies a state in response to having taken drugs and/or having received a shock.
Dave: Why are you so clumbsy all of a sudden?
Steve: That last hit seems to have gone to my head. I'm hooping all over the place.
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 29, 2023
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