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hooka shook

Extremely shook...shook on a whole new level.
Jessica told me that her boyfriend cheated on her with a guy... hooka shook!
by Maylorion April 18, 2017
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Shit Hook Harry's

A term used to describe a business competitor or low end retail or someplace so unremarkable you've forgotten the name of.
Wow, where did you get that? Oh I found it over at Shit Hook Harry's on the South side.
by Wascallywabbit June 4, 2018
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Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the

break and getting away.
Girl 1: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Girl 2: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!"
by Kid Pseudo August 22, 2011
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Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005
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Hook Hampshire

Hook is a small town, near basingstoke. It is full of smart, good looking, intelligent youths who love to have a good time!

It has a londis, premier and tesco too, With many takeaways, causing the population of Hook to be obese.
The place where heads hang out is usually either premier car park, hook station or base/skatepark.

The hook parish council set up 'The Base' to get youths off the streets... This did not work, no body goes there.

The amount of moped's has increased over the past couple of years, therefore causing the police to get mass amounts of complaints from the local residents.

A few olders, that drive usually congregate at the top car park at the base playing their music at an unsocial level, therefore causing more complaints from the residents.
-One car you've got to look out for, is a blue corsa with a loud exhaust and a monkey-looking boy driving it.

In hook there are the HYG and the Hook Massive. The HYG drive whereas the Hook Massive prefer to walk and fuck shit up.

Bun bench is where you'd find most of the stoners of hook, if youre ever in need of weed, ring the number written on the lampost next to the dog shit bin, fat draws.
NOTE: If you're ever on drugs, avoid the trippy ass hook 'lady' walker.

Hook has a range of antisocial activities:
Terrorising Yugi,
Throwing dead pigeons across the road,
Trolley racing in tesco car park,
Making large fires in bluebell woods,
EGGS.
'Anyone fancy joining me in venturing to hook hampshire?'

'FUCK DAT SHIT, BRO'
by hookmassive February 8, 2012
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Hooker's phone

A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.

a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.
Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"

Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".
by Parcerito January 28, 2010
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Holokai

Hawaiian for seafarer. Used as a name among Hawaiians and kamaaina. Modern equivalent is waterman.
Holokai kicked ass at Duxberry reef last Saturday.
by whitesirocco June 19, 2010
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