Holiday Cum Parrot 

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot

Holiday Cum Parrot by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

holiday heart

sudden, acute chest pains brought on by excessive vacation partying including hard drugs, fatty foods, and alcohol;

I partied all weekend and caught a bitchin case of holiday heart

holiday heart by berndt.eric May 24, 2007

Holiday Fat 

n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.

"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."

Holiday Fat by chchchewy January 1, 2010

Holiday Queef 

A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.

Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.

Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.

Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!

Holiday Queef by Smee487 July 18, 2010

holiday hater 

A person who rejects, discredits, ignores, or avoids traditional and festive activities.

Q. "Hey, girl. What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
A. "Nothing. I'm a holiday hater."

holiday hater by Leah Mariposa November 16, 2010

holiday turding 

A holiday tradition, similar to Christmas Caroling, only it’s dropping fresh turds on neighbors’ porches instead.

We’re all going holiday turding after dinner, honey; would you like to join us?

holiday turding by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Holiday Horny 

The magical feeling of excitement you get in anticipation of an upcoming holiday. "Holiday" can be replaced with the name of the upcoming holiday (i.e. Halloween Horny, Christmas Horny, etc.)

Todd: "I'm gonna put up some Halloween decorations, can you give me a hand?"
Janet: "It's August, Todd.."
Todd: "Oh right..sorry, I guess I'm just a little Holiday Horny"

Holiday Horny by stovenb August 11, 2020