a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.
when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.
most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.
most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.
(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)
Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.
Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)
Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.
Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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a slutty homosexual.
girl 1: were you with jenny again last night?
girl 2: no, she's so two nights ago. i was with chelsea
girl 1: aww shit you'se a hoemo
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Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)
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Hoe's dat be skanky and not wear clothing appropriate to the cilmate and need bustin'.
Basically girls that just like to be trampy and think people be jealous, when really you just wanna chase them down the street with a pair of jeans screaming " Get some clothes on you skanky hoe! You know you're cold! You know this...Mahnnn!"
Hoe's dat be skanky and not wear clothing appropriate to the cilmate and need bustin'.
Basically girls that just like to be trampy and think people be jealous, when really you just wanna chase them down the street with a pair of jeans screaming " Get some clothes on you skanky hoe! You know you're cold! You know this...Mahnnn!"
Skanky Hoez be wearing shorts with no leggings or tights (i.e. bare legs) in the middle of winter with snow etc. If you wear little clothing and you fat. Dat Skanky. Taking self pics where people can see your tits and be like "I'm so ugly".
If you're all over some guy because you know he's got a girlfriend and want your skanky fake tan and make-up all on his genitals.
She will fuck you in the toliet for a pina colada.
If you're all over some guy because you know he's got a girlfriend and want your skanky fake tan and make-up all on his genitals.
She will fuck you in the toliet for a pina colada.
by Hoe Busters January 17, 2012
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1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy
If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy
If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right
by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004
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