hoebag

a type of sac or bag, usually made of burlap that hoes and other gardening tools are placed in for travel by foot or bicycle

i put my stuff in that hoebag

by Sean "record holder" Eggel July 14, 2003

hoebag

Someone who hoes around too much

“Sarah is being such a hoebag right now”

by i’m a little slow ngl April 1, 2020

shotty hoebag

(noun) one who cheats or acts foolish;
(adj)used in the case where one was caught cheating in a game;(adj) one was acting foolish amongst a crowd

(1)Phil: Hey did you just look at my screen?
DiOtRo: Maybe...
Phil: Awwwww...come on you shotty hoebag

(2)Joe: Look at me! I can act like Phil!
Phil: Joe stop being a shotty hoebag in front of everyone.

by Nicholas D. Wolfwood April 25, 2004

hoebag

an evil slut-faced woman who is possibly a prostitue, but not usually

Man, that chick's a hoebag for being with those 56789012445 mother fuckers.

by emmylou May 13, 2005

hoobaday

Usually an athletic african american male who spends his days sexually pleasing frusterated housewives while their husbands are at work. In addition, one can also find hoobadays at night clubs on weekends searching for curious young white women who are intoxicated. The hoobaday uses his competitive advantages, namely his 10-14" penis and athletic stature, to sexually conquer as many white women as possible. For a description of the hoobaday's most frequent victim, please refer to the reformed slut.

I came home from work early and caught 10 hoobadays taking turns on my wife.
I was at a club in menlo park and there were nothing but hoobadays dancing with drunk sorority girls.

by RetaliatorJvZ August 24, 2006

Hoebag

An insult to either a male or female, usually a female.

"Shut the hell up, hoebag"

by izy September 20, 2004

hoebag

Hoebag can be used to describe, not only females but usually short people see smidget
some times the word skillet can be used in the same sentance as "hoebag"

"Josh is such a hoebag!, but he will always be my skillet"
"Josh is a uber homeskillet"
"Joshua tree is a hoebag from Quebec"

by uberhomeskillet April 24, 2007