hobbitses

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

hobbit lovefest

the last 30 minutes of the movie Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Jamie: (crying) Awww, that scene where Frodo, Sam, Pippen, and Merry are all hugging and sobbing and sad, because Frodo's leaving the Shire, awww, that just sets me off. I cry every time! (sniffles)
Alex: Oh, I know, it's such a hobbit lovefest.

by MynameisAbrahamLincoln June 18, 2011

Hobbit tea

A seldom used Irish and UK phrase for leaving the tea bag in the cup when you make a cup of tea. reason for calling it Hobbit tea is cause it is Baggins (bag in) tea.

Jay - "Ally would you like a cup of tea"

Ally - "Yup, make it Hobbit tea"

Jay - "What now?"

Ally - "With the bag in, get it?"

Jay - "Ahhh Baggins, I get it, funny"

by JayoTeaGuy January 10, 2012

Wobble Hobbit

A nickname for short stumpy people who tend to wobble when they walk.

"Ms. Ellsworth is such a Wobble Hobbit.....She probably weighs 300 pounds."

by SoccerKid2013 May 19, 2010

black hobbit

When someone pulls fuzz out of their belly button

Wow did you see the black hobbit come from uncle cranchus belly button last night I heard he doesn't wash it

by Cranchus mcbasketball the 2nd February 27, 2017

force of hobbit

'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.

Me: Good Morning Dale.

Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.

Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008

drunken hobbit

the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering, largely as a result of their high level of intoxication.

"Look at you, you drunken hobbit"

by P fresh November 21, 2005