hewitt ave

hewitt ave, the street in downtown everett with all the bars

where your mostlikely to find drunks, junkies, street kids, and prostitutes and some amout of lawyers due to a public defenders office.

with a block raiduis of 8 bars this street is fun for everyone

unless you happen to live here in one of the many apartment buildings nesseld on top of the bars or eaterys

"hey man lets go to hewitt ave to grab some beers and pizza then we can go to keroki"-person that doesnt live here

"hey man im tired of all the fucking drunks, bumbs and prositutes on my stoop on hewitt ave."- me and most of whom lives here sept the junkies im prety sure they like their crusty std infested pussies and their dirty needles

by sick and tired of hewitt June 15, 2010

Howitzer

The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl

He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg

by joshster August 12, 2007

Hewittswhore

Funniest person on horror twitter

“Did you see what Hewittswhore posted? She’s so funny and pretty”

by Throwaway174618 September 6, 2021

hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

ham howitzer

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

by crank April 20, 2005

The Hewitt School

Within a warm façade that blends into the museums and townhouses of Manhattan's Upper East Side, the young women of The Hewitt School are the center of an educational program that encourages independent thought and creativity. . .

BUT CUTTING TO THE CHASE, We Hewitt girls are NOT the hoes or sluts people from other private schools deem us to be. We are just as smart AND RICH AND HOT as those other dolls from Spence,Chapin,etc; and we're JUST as smart. We just know how to party better. AND, we attract the boys at all the parties =)Also, our athletics and academics are off the CHAIN.We end up being pretty successful and the MISS INDEPENDENT(s) that other all girl private schools envy.

Browning Guy:"Did you go to the party last night that The Hewitt School hosted?"
Collegiate Guy: "Hell yeah, you know those Hewitt girls party hard."

"Is that a Hewitt Girl?"
"Yeah"
"What college does she go to?"
"I dunno. probably an ivy."

IN A NUTSHELL: "HEWITT GIRLS DO IT BETTER."

by HotHewittChick October 16, 2008

Jackson Hewitt

1. Jackson Hewitt Tax Service Inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the United States; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. Based in Parsippany, New Jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the District of Columbia.

2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.

1. Jackson Hewitt helped me do my taxes online and I found I'm gettin $4,500 back on my federals.

2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.

by DrFreeze March 5, 2012