(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’
A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.
A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.
“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”
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Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.
Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...
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Get the door hinge mug.An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off.
While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.
The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".
While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.
The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".
by JesusReist June 3, 2010
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skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )
by Fleter March 12, 2008
Get the Door Hinge mug.A women who has had surgery on her jaw in order to unhinge it like a snake does, to perform oral sex on more males at a time.
The girl with the Slither-Hinge was able to fit five dicks in her mouth at once to get the job as a pornstar.
by Big-Joe-Watson October 19, 2007
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