Hebert

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

by LNH2 January 16, 2009

Hibernian FC

The supreme footballing club of Edinburgh. Known for dominance of their hapless city rivals Heart if midlothian their committed travelling support and widely credited with making Scottish football exciting once more.

Hibernian FC have beaten Heart of Midlothian once again.

by ScottishHibee August 6, 2018

Heber

Good looking guy, usually gets all the ladies in the room, he melts ice!! and loves music!

look at that heber, his soo hott i want him!!

by back in black September 11, 2010

Nerd Hierarchy

The class system associated with the specific levels of nerd. The lower classes usually worship the higher classes, and ultimately the "highest nerd." The highest nerd is the "coolest" of the nerds in the eyes (behind their glasses of course) of the nerdier nerds.

Eric is at the TOP of the Nerd Heirchy, yo!

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008

Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.

"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"

by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010

guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse

Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute

by bribeasy April 29, 2011