Help

I'm in a basement, help.

Help me please

by I Dropped The Soap December 27, 2018

Hellhound

Perhaps best known in popular culture as a demonic dog, it is also an antiquated way of inoffensively directing slight frustration towards somebody. Still occasionally used in Latin American vernacular.

"What do you mean there's none left?"
"Sorry man, I've eaten all the pancakes"
"You, my friend, are a hellhound!"

by Kris Stanislav November 3, 2012

Help Desk

A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.

Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.

by Andy September 2, 2004

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h̴̢̨̗̣̱̜̻̫̯̪̼͚̤̙͙͔͓̫̭͙͎̩̠͕̥͚͍̋̅͋̉͛̈́̆̾̔̑̐̉̄̈́̂̽͗͜͝ę̴̘̤̭̪̦̖̭͓͓̰̭̟̳̱̹̲͉̭̞͙̞̰̪͉̂̒́̆̌͌̆͐̑͌͊́̆̉́̚͝l̵̡̨̥̹͇̝̰̣͉̘͙̘͔͎̖̤̱͇͍̗̼̮͎̈́̈́̓̃̔͒͂͑̑̈́͝ͅp̶̧̨̫̗͇̻̟̮̖̯͔̭̘̞͕̤̙̘̻͍̫̗̙̖̮̙̲̝̯̟̮͙̔̈́̌̀̓̿͋̔̈́̈́͛̓̓̆͛̚ͅ me

by bugrer April 12, 2021

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

you copied whatever was in the right side and pasted on the search box, expecting a surprise
congrats for making it here

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE my ass is dead

by transdisciplinary September 6, 2021

Help

What desperate wives and mothers type into their search engine at 1 AM.

He is snoring again, his incessant chewing wasn’t enough now he’s snoring! The kids are pounding on the floors above, and the little one has screamed she hates me for the umpteenth time... help internet friends please help I’m waving my white flag

by Kitkat72 July 30, 2018

Cry For Help

When you joke about a sad topic, e.g. being lonely, wanting to commit suicide or having no friends and hoping that someone realises the joke is not really a joke

I wrote this definition as a joke to make my friends laugh, im actually very lonely and i just want a hug. This is a cry for help. Also LOL XD OMEGALOLS

by DIRTYFILTHYFELLA March 19, 2019