Heinerscheided

Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.

“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever”

by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023

Helindipesh

Helindipesh is when you breath in some air, in and out, eat some chips, and then a girl kicks you in the "Nuggets", and then you scream "BITCH!!!".

Girl:"What happened?"
Man:"SOMEBODY HELINDIPESHED ME, THAT'S WHAT!!!!

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 11, 2019

Hit 'em with the Hein!

An annoying and amusing catchphrase from The Howard Stern Show, designed for the purpose of pissing off Howard Stern staffer Jon Hein. Despite Hein's efforts to suppress the catchphrase, it has gained some traction among followers of the show, in much the same way as Bababooey did many years earlier.

(Golf Announcer): "McIlroy lining up the shot now with the 7-iron."

*WHAP*
(Spectator): "Hit 'em with the Hein!"

by Reggie Dunlop 69 September 19, 2016

heinous anus gayness

A situation involving heavy sexual deviance of the rectum amid a furious homosexual encounter.

Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.

Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.

by Hammer of Jesus August 17, 2019

heineken

1.) A form of beer (US English) or lager (British) that is brewed in and around Amsterdam, the Netherlands. It is currently the world's most exported beer. The name comes from its inventor, Heineken.
2.) A member of the Heineken family, a very rich family of beer brewers from the Netherlands. Most famous is Freddy Heineken, once chairman of Heineken breweries, who was abducted in the 1980s.

1.) I'll have a Heineken please.
2.) I'll have a Heine.
3.) Heerlijk Helder Heineken (for over four decades the slogan in Dutch Heineken ads; means "Wonderful Bright Heineken" prounounced "hay-r-laick hell-dur hine-e-ken.")

by Teunkie April 23, 2003

heineken deuce deuce

Often referred to as the 22 ounce bottle of Heineken beer.

I drove to the liquor store to pick up a heineken deuce deuce. Out of a brown paper bag I finished her with ease.

by brawss August 17, 2009

Haliny

Haliny is a unique name given to someone rare but beautiful. A Haliny cares about everyone - and although they don't like to show it they have beautiful caring hearts. They have great taste in Music and always know how to accessorize even the ugliest outfit. They take nothing for granted and they live life to the fullest, and if you stand in their way, they will beat you up. Any one with the name Haliny has a bright future - although lazy at time they are naturally smart. They also tend to attract attention to themselves unintentionally by asking stupid questions in class, but they light up everybody's day by doing so and make people laugh in the worst of cases. So go get yourself a friend called Haliny, I have one, and she is everything you can want in a friend.

Hey where is Haliny? The whole class room is silent.

by Mammamia August 5, 2012