The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
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by swagflacko September 5, 2015
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we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the slutty ones will stick around. helicockter engaged!
that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.
that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.
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Helaman was a Warrior who led 2000 men to battle and not 1 ended up dying as they promised their mothers they would fight hard and come back.
Helaman is a very unique name and if you are lucky enough to meet a boy named Helaman you will be very lucky indeed. They are said to have good luck and crazy outgoing personalities. They tend to be adventurous and travel a lot on a whim. They will never cease to make you laugh. They are witty and very strong and handsome, most likely mormon.
Helaman was a Warrior who led 2000 men to battle and not 1 ended up dying as they promised their mothers they would fight hard and come back.
Helaman is a very unique name and if you are lucky enough to meet a boy named Helaman you will be very lucky indeed. They are said to have good luck and crazy outgoing personalities. They tend to be adventurous and travel a lot on a whim. They will never cease to make you laugh. They are witty and very strong and handsome, most likely mormon.
Helaman is one in a million.
by sunisfun December 20, 2010
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