Mommy Hecker

A pg version of mother fucker

Me: hey, you mommy hecker

by Mommy Hecker August 2, 2021

mommy hecker

Mommy Hecker is a more clean form of the word mother fucker

Me: hey dude you know about Keith that mommy hecker
Friend: yea what a mommy hecker

by Karamov August 14, 2021

Guy Hecker

A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker.

Fucking Guy Hecker

I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.

What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.

Person 1: Hey did you know Guy Hecker was one of the only two people who were capable of hitting 3 home runs in one game

Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?

by ◉ ‿ ◉  August 15, 2021

hecker

beluga haaaaaacccckkeeeeerrrrr frriiiieeeennnddddd

HECKER HACK THE KAHOOT FOR ME
beluga its risky

I JUST NEED BOTS OF ME
ok ok

by Sevenu, Elevenu ikibu May 31, 2023

Fact Hecker

A willingly biased operative who is paid to label actual facts as "disinformation" and demand that nobody dare use Critical Thinking to question the approved Settled Science narrative du jour.

Alternately, a willingly biased operative who is paid to label disinformation as "factual" and demand that nobody dare use Critical Thinking to question the approved Settled Science narrative du jour.

The Fact Hecker confirmed that CNN is indeed America's most trusted news source.

by Time Travelling Duck January 7, 2026