Jasper Haney

A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.

The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.

by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010

hysterical henney

a mixture of a mother hen and nasty nag

"Christine is an obnoxious bitch," said Greta, "yeah, she's a real hysterical henney!" said Kathy.

Pencil head hair is a dead give away of hysterical henneys.

by 2278 May 22, 2019

The Alexis Haney

In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.

His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.

The Alexis Haney is simply put.

by Buuuuungi January 24, 2022

Heiney darts

Anal sex - heiney meaning posterior with the penis being the dart and the anus being the bullsey.

- Wow, look at that perfect ass!
- Ya, I wouldn't mind playing a few rounds of heiney darts with her.

by Heiney darts world champion November 13, 2011

Heanen

Heanen’s usually are kind and caring but tough on the outside. Their favourite hobbies include gymnastics,soccer and texting his girlfriend. All the girls go CrAZy over him and he goes to a private school. Their usually from England.

Heanen’s such an Eshay
Heanen’s so popular

by Pillow_09 October 9, 2020

Headeyesed

hed-ized
1. A death descriptor in video game: Escape from Tarkov
Player 1 Head, eyes Player 2

2. When you die in a bullshit way like what the fuck
Head, Eyes Pepega Clap

"Hey how are the raids going"
"I just got headeyesed by Killa"
"Man that sucks, good thing the quest isn't needed for kappa"

by Stan Prapor January 26, 2021

heney

gets no bitches

heney gets no bitches

by owen.heney April 26, 2021