cowboy hatted

If a person puts his or her cowboy hat on you that means they’re claiming you. You’re theirs now. This could also mean that they are planning on taking you home.

Did you hear that John cowboy hatted Sarah at the party the other night?

by User19376283774 May 13, 2021

dual-hatted

Having two duties, or wearing two hats
A boss's act of giving a competent employee an additional duty because:
a) management failed to account for a pressing need while planning
or
b) the employee slated to do that job is essentially worthless, and management feels compelled to task the next guy standing with the bad employee's duties

Since a senior staff member is horrible, my boss dual-hatted me as both logistics and operations manager.

I gave a presentation on maintaining a franchise's books, so the district manager dual-hatted me as both store manager and district comptroller.

by I-95 journey man July 31, 2010

brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff December 3, 2007

mad hatter

LSD reference from Alice in Wonderland.

"...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen.
Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face."

by bigshady September 3, 2006

Hatemastie

Slang term for "hatred masturbation," or self-pleasuring that incorporates extreme measures of sadomasochism.

"That spicy mustard/exfoliation glove/in-sink-erator made for a first-rate hatemastie."

by spazler January 9, 2010

hatem

arab kaboom guy who hates communists

look its hatem hes gonna blow us up
no hes not hes just gonna blow up the commies

by Twitcy October 24, 2020

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003