A legendary person who only occurs when a Hasse is high. It is said that if a Hasse smokes purple haze he might become a immortal being that can destroy anyone and anything.
-Hot girl1: Omg is that a Hasse?
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
-Hot girl2: Yeah, but he's high so its a Purple Hasse
-Hot girl1: Have you heard about the myth of a Hasse smoke Purple Haze?
-Hot girl2: Yes who havent???
by Anordinaryguynamedbob March 4, 2021
Get the purple hassemug. Hasse is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. She is caring and will always be there for you. Hasse’s have the best humor and are very outgoing people. They’ll never say no to a party invitation and like to have fun with whoever. A Hasse is friends with everyone and tries to help whenever they can. They’re incredibly smart and are the biggest wifey material. In relationships they’re the most loyal and loving people. They look really innocent but are actually kinky as fuck so don’t be surprised when dating one.
by Realbaddiebbb November 21, 2021
Get the Hassemug. A nice friend. Someone who is always there for you. Someone who patiently waits for you to explain what's going on. Someone who loves having fun and will always encourage other people to have fun with her. She can be mean at times but it's for fun and jokes. She would never want to hurt anybody intentionally although she tries to always speak the truth.
I need a Hasse in my life.
by Friendly polischacht November 21, 2021
Get the Hassemug. An epic 68’ Volvo 144 with a B20 engine and an Alpine Touch sticker on the rear window. There was and Roadsound cassettedeck that’s would play the shit out of Hanne Boels don’t know much about love and salt n peppas Shup. Many young maids lost their bubble to its trail. When the black Vo with the chopped springs and tinted windows pulled up you knew you would get fucked. It was customary that the designated driver would step aside after Krifast bommen and let the drunkest drive from there.
The owner had a fetish for plus size women with big tits.
The owner had a fetish for plus size women with big tits.
by svinaktig June 27, 2021
Get the Horvogna hass Toremug. A synonym for this word is the world's biggest simp. That guy might go down in the history books as the biggest simp ever to walk the surface of the earth.
by BiusManageri November 22, 2021
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Get the Hasse bergströmmug.