Harry Maguire

One of the greatest defenders in football history.

To be Harry Maguire is to be a Footballing Genius

Interviewer: Who’s better Maguire or Maldini?

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ I’ll go for Maguire”
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ He’s simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability “

by Amazing 1356 October 15, 2022

dj dirty harry

Dirty old pedo who pretends he's a DJ for kids parties, who smells of prawns

Wear your best dress Susan, you have DJ Dirty Harry playing at your birthday party!

by The Prawn King August 25, 2017

Prince Harry

A Man of High Profile, who comes from Extreme Wealth, as a Prince. But, one who’s insufferably idiotic, and of low moral standards and very extreme outburst of anger, especially with media and cameras. 2. One who will screw the sleaziest women, to which he follows like a puppy dog, marries and has his balls ripped off by his wife, after 18 months of Marriage. 3. One who is reduced to that of a Spineless Wimp, even his Own Family, contemplates disowning him, and agrees (by meeting) to keep him on, only part time, out of pity. 4. Is Class confused, doesn’t know the value of £1million and is greedy beyond imagination. 5. Drops the mic, then drops his own Grandmother the Queen, for nasty 40 year old Twat.

Don’t you have your own opinions? Don’t go all Prince Harry on me now!

So broke and desperate I may need to go all Prince Harry.

If you bring a Prince Harry home, you better have 2 jobs to pay to live!

Are you for real? Or are you going Prince Harry on me?

by Karma is Rich January 15, 2020

hairy conniption

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.

When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle

by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014

hairy teeth

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.

Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush

by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014

hairyniggaballs8291

Balls that are attached to the male African American

Billy: yo let me see those hairyniggaballs

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by hairyniggaballs8291 November 26, 2021

Harry Maguire

An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.

Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.

Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.

by whyyoutrippin March 13, 2022