Harold

the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause

Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …

Harold by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021

Harold

a sexually attractive and super chill girl who prefers to hangout with the guys to avoid girl drama.

Dude, I love our Harold.

Harold by UrbanKing123 June 15, 2021

Harold

Fucking fat nerd that plays rust all day. Like to eat dick and ass for a living, Has rust on uncensored mode that type of weirdo and it turns him on..... small brain.

"Yo that kid Harold is dog shit at valorant"
"Right... hes bronze...….."

"He also gets no bitches"

Harold by SammiiSkillz August 8, 2021

Harold

Harold is one of a kind. They specializes in arts and loves to cook and most importantly prefer horror, mystery, and thriller genre. Some days they're outspoken and lively yet mostly they feel left out , pessimistic and just plain tired. They love unconditionally and hates to disappoint everybody. They feel too much such as love , betrayals , hatred and may choose to keep quiet about it. They handle their problems independently and they are not afraid of cutting ties with people who are once a part of their life who brings toxicity that messes their head. If you've met someone whose name starts with H treasure them and make them feel love , they deserve it.

Me: Harold taught me how to love and accept rejections.

Harold by Beverllia Fourth August 16, 2021

Harold

He's literally almost the perfect man: smart, funny, EXTREMELY attractive, shy, rich, has a big dick and is good in bed. BUT he's unloyal.

x: omg he's so perfect
y: to bad he's a harold

Harold by hope you read this November 21, 2021

Harold

Harold is just bae.

Dang harold ur bae.

Harold by Bigolebitties November 21, 2021

Harold

If your name is Harold you are really smart. You have 1 or 2 close friends you are close to and there will always be that one guy who wants to beat the fuck out of you, but you have a good personality and a strange charm.

“Hey, do you know the answer to number 3?”
“No, but ask Harold he can help”

Harold by Rocksolidsock December 2, 2021