Hanklerfish

An anglerfish drawn by a hank.

5% of the pre-orered the fault in our stars will have a Hanklerfish on them

by Mr Sofa Mam August 19, 2011

Hankelford

Any creature (mostly dogs) that happen to have a funny jaw or enlarged teeth. Also a generic way of pointing out a funny looking animals.

"Look at that Alligator! It's such a Hankelford!"

"Fido, You're a Hankelford!"

by MaryIronman June 29, 2009

Cool Story Hansel

Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.

The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"

"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."

"Cool Story Hansel!"

"Thanks, Olaf!"

by Branman515 May 4, 2007

Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.

by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

haikel

Someone who is handsome,cute,smart and funny ; Cute ; handsome ; caring

Hey isn't that guy so hot ! He's definitely Haikel

by Kaijumpens September 7, 2016

hankerdoodle

cocksucking hoe

look at that black hankerdoodle

by Guboshlodiefoo January 12, 2009

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011