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Surfie's Hand

What happens to your hands after multiple days of surfing(at the beach). Usually starts with simple blisters then mostly turns into calices. Bleeding may occur.
Ways to prevent: Don't keep your hands on the deck of the board when going out to catch a wave. Drag the board by the leg rope instead.
A: hey, how was the surf?
B: It was great except now i have surfie's hand! God, it hurts!
by doo_dey_21 December 23, 2008
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dad's hand

Charlie's father has a definite dad's hand for, sure!
by JohnnyAppleSeed72 March 8, 2017
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The Barren's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.
That hand is worthy of The Barren himself!

Quite The Barren's Hand there.
by The Barren October 13, 2011
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The Baron's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.
That hand is worthy of The Baron himself!

Quite The Baron's Hand there.
by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011
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Shook Obama’s hand

“We both shook Obama’s hand when we agreed to be business partners”
by Dejuanmauricio September 12, 2020
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
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