Tonsil Hammer

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

Golic's Hammer

When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.

Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.

by Jer24 May 24, 2017

Hammaconda Effect

When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.

Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.

by Zstreich April 3, 2013

Skin Hammer

A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.

Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.

by Diamond David July 23, 2019

shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

by josh January 21, 2004

hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.

Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.

by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

hammer of dawn

One of the more powerful weapons in Gears of War. The Hammer of Dawn is a rifle-like weapon, which fires a harmless laser. The rifle then triangulates the coordinates of the laser's position, and relays them to an overhead, imulsion-powered satellite system. After a few seconds of locking on and charging, the result is a beam of energy which obliterates everything within a small radius.

The laser can be aimed anywhere, but the system itself only works outdoors with a clear, open sky. The beam can be moved slowly while firing, and only lasts for about five seconds. There is a significant pause before the beam can be used again, but it can be fired an infinite number of times (as long as the satellites remain overhead).

In Campaign mode, the Hammer comes in useful for defeating larger enemies, like Berserkers or Seeders, which are invulnerable to standard weapons. It can only be used during specific parts of the game, however, which make it a rather useless secondary weapon to carry for a long time.

In multiplayer, the Hammer of Dawn appears on a number of levels including Fuel Depot and Rooftops. Because of its blatantly obvious and lengthy targeting system, the weapon is fairly useless for active combat but works well when unleashed upon a distracted camper.

Dom: We should use the Hammer of Dawn all the time.
Kim: It only works outside, and even then when the satellites are overhead. Basically, you lucked out.

by The Vector Kid November 11, 2008