pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

Albert Hammond jr.

Albert Hammond jr. plays lead and rythm guitar in (i'll try not to be too subjective here) the absoloute BEST and revolutionary band in the world, The Strokes. Albert was sent to the elite boarding school "Institut Le Rosey" at 13, where he was lucky enough to stumble accross the sexiest man alive and fellow Stroker Julian Casablancas ( see Julian Casablancas). Albert is probably one of the best dressed men i have ever seen, and enjoys wearing formal suits, usually a different one for each show. He holds the guitar in a high horizontal position, and this in conjunction with his affro mimics sexual intercourse to screaming fans alike.

Albert Hammond jr. your hair is a god in the form of an affro.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006

banana hammock

A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

When I was swimming at the Y the other day, this hairy Italian hedgehog was hanging out at the pool all day showing off his silky red banana hammock.

by D-MAC January 6, 2004

hammy clam

When a girl's roast beef is extra beefy.

That Hannah sure does have a hammy clam, it sure is slop.

by Alec Glover November 4, 2015

Richard Hammond

To massively crash

I Richard Hammond the shit out of my car

by nw522 March 24, 2021

Hammond

A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.

Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players

by dildo777 July 15, 2016

Hammondsport

A small village in Upstate New York that resides at the southern end of Keuka Lake that is filled with tourists and honeymooners who think it is the best small town on earth but once you live here you realize that it's only sort'of nice in the summer and all people do is sit around and smoke large amounts of weed.

Person A: Omg! Hammondsport, NY is so pretty and cute! You are so lucky to live there! The wineries, the lake, its gorgeous!

Person B: You're shitting me.

by anhportlocal September 21, 2011