Hammerhead Syndrome

A man or woman who has atypically wide spread eyes. Noteable examples include Uma Thurman and Bandersnatch Cucumberbunch.

That girl over there is super fine but has a serious case of hammerhead syndrome. No thanks.

by TheDrunkenMoo July 21, 2016

hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.

Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.

by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017

Hammerhead

Derek Williams: the man; the myth, the legend.

Hammerhead dances to techno.

by Andy Vo September 17, 2003

HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual

C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!

by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018

Hammerhead Penis shark

It is the rare shark hammerhead penis

holy shit a hammerhead penis shark

by shark penis November 18, 2010

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023