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Hamlegs

Humongous thighs that rub together and spark when one walks..usually attached to an obese woman.
oh..oh..I warned you not to walk close to those huge hamlegs, your coat is ablaze!!!.
by Linda April 29, 2005
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Hamknee

Anyone inherently annoying who tries very, very, very hard to present a certain image, especially "sceneness" or "being scene" (i.e. neon colors, having terrible taste in music but not being fully aware of that, liking things that are ironic; a hipster without any actual street cred who cares too much)

A hamknee is the next level in terms of scene; a hamknee is a scenester who cares more than most other scenesters, rising above the ranks of mildly irritating to a full on rash of vexation.
"This crazy hamknee came up to me trying to start a conversation about that shite band The Maine."
by Cinnamon_Stix36 May 26, 2009
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Blackburn Hamlet

Blackburn Hamlet, mostly referred to as "blackburn" but also known as Whiteburn and Crackburn - depending on which part is being discussed - is a small neighbourhood in the East side of Ottawa, Ontario.

Innes road, the main road in Blackburn, divides the area economically.

North of Innes road is typically referred to as "Whiteburn", as the area consists mostly of white middle class families and retired old white people (minus the twin apartment buildings and the town houses around them, which despite being north of Innes are included under the "crackburn" umberella). This part of Blackburn is quiet and stuck in the 1980's.

South of Innes road is typically referred to as "Crackburn", as many parts of this neighbourhood are low income areas. For the most part, it looks more intimidating then it really is, other than the occasional drive-by and swarming/robbery. Some parts, specifically parts closer to the center, are public housing, while some are just shabby rentals. Specifically, 2676 Innes is notorious for it's crackheads and is often refered to as the "baby momma projects" due to high rates of teen pregnancy, as well as the Innes Park Complex twin apartment buildings, which houses many local drunks and drug addicts.

Being one of 2 neighborhoods fully surrounded by the greenbelt, it sometimes feels very isolated living in Blackburn. It can feel anywhere from a small American suburb to a rural ghetto. It all depends where you live and what you make of it.
"Wow, Jim's from Blackburn Hamlet, that's pretty ass man" -Orleans Kid
"Nah it's fine, I'm from Whiteburn not Crackburn lol, my house has 5 rooms and a toilet made of gold" -Jim

"I hate living in Blackburn Hamlet, my neighbors are always screaming at 4am unless it's welfare day" -Crackburn dweller #1
"Let's go BBQ some hot dogs on a garbage fire tonight to forget about the pain" -Crackburn dweller #2
(Both of these are real things that happen here)

"Buy us cigarettes or we'll bash your brains in with our baseballs bats" -Crackburn 13 year olds
by giantnuts613 October 24, 2020
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Hankle

The hairy area between your calf and your ankle.
Jenny: Dude I need to shave my hankles.
Alex: Yeah you do, it's like a jungle down there!
by Canklicious November 23, 2007
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Harkle

To clear one's throat; to cough discreetly.
A word to describe a discreet cough meant to get someone's attention, a sort of "Ahem-hrm-hrm..." at the door, or in response to an awkward situation or topic.
Larry stood in the door and harkled to get his friend's attention.

When the topic of breasts came up, many of the men in the room harkled and some even crossed their legs.

As she leaned in to kiss him, he stammered, harkled, and made and excuse before fleeing.
by Seleuf January 13, 2014
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Hamlet

A small unit of ham, usually a leg, made from genetically altered dwarf pigs, the legs of which are about the same size as that of a chicken's. Eaten in Shakespearean times from suckling pigs, currently a booming market overseas, especially in China.
I love Hamlet (food)
I love Hamlet (book) too
(confusion)
by Cloudwacher22 December 24, 2007
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Hamlets

Common cigars, available in shops in the UK.
Il have a pack of hamlets please
by alan Michale September 2, 2005
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