Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019

dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013

Wild Haggis

An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis

OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!

by Guyinakilt February 6, 2017

haggard

The real definition of haggard is "untamed; having a worn look; tired; gaunt." But it is mostly used like you would use ugly, stupid, messed up, nasty, etc. in the sentances below.

that is the ugliest suit i have ever seen.

that is the stupidest stuit i have ever seen.

that is the nastiest suit i have ever seen.

that is the most haggard suit i have ever seen.

by megz May 13, 2005

Higgy hagga

It is used to deceive something mad and exciting or it can be used to describe nonsensical things.

You’re going out with him to do Higgy hagga

by Natalia1223 December 3, 2020

haggered

another word for hungover, fucked up, drunk, etc. usually pertains to one's mood and face.

fuck...i'm so haggered right now

by Gabrious Maximus February 26, 2009

Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark

The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.

Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.

by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010