harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

harder

something great. oh you thought this was dirty?

go to church you pervert for searching harder

by IzzyApril3 October 13, 2020

Haider

sexy mudafuka, clever asf, makes teachers look like bottom set students who sniff coke

maaaaaaan, i wish i was a haider

by DatGuyPal October 17, 2018

hamdergler

1. (n) One who steals hamdergers.
2. (n) The worst kind of derger bandit.

I was at a very nice picnic with my retarded cousin Tardo when some hamdergler came from out of nowhere and dergled all our hamdergers.

by Matt Derger October 2, 2007

Harder than obsidian

Your man when he sees Pieck Finger

Her: You’re harder than obsidian!
You: I just watched a Pieck Finger edit, wanna roleplay?

by TheProGuyDudeBro April 15, 2021

Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.

To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

Jamie hudderson

An anonymous Instagram account used for "inside man business". Nobody knows who is behind this account or who he works for. If you ever come across him, refer to him as your commanding officer - or bad things happen.

"Jamie hudderson text me yesterday, I called him a bitch.. My Intire family is dead now."

by Hudderson waters December 17, 2019