guymond

A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.

Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.

by Donkashay December 6, 2011

Guido Hair

Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.

Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon?

“March your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Guidone

Usually pronounced as "Guidooooneee", emphasis on the "o". Guidone is an Italian name, a nickname for it is Guido, even though the name Guidone is a good enough name and doesnt need a nickname. A person from the Guidone descent is the cool kid at school, hott, everyone wants to be their friend cuz they are where the party's at. The essence of cool.

Yo, Guidone you comin tonight?
mhmmm biznatch
sweet!

by 832457 September 2, 2008

Guido Get Out

This is different from the Irish Exit, where upon leaving a bar and/or gathering, much hoopla is raised by the leaving party. Shouting, abrasive hugging, exaggerated high fives, and even cursing are all typical behavior of the Guido Get Out. Derives its names from the stereotypical behavior of loud Italian males from the Northeast.

"yo, yo yo! Fuck you guys! I'm out!"

"It was no secret, he pulled the Guido get out. The whole bar knew he was leaving"

by SnowDaisy January 28, 2010

Guido Hunter

those trying to make a difference and make the world a better place. originated in northern hudson and southern bergen county, New Jersey. most gh members and the original members are from secaucus NJ. They ride in mostly jeeps around high guido density areas such as clubs and shores. They search for gudios and attack. They throw eggs, shaving cream, nair and other items towards guido crouds. they are GH

Guido 1: yo im afraid of cluvvin tonight
Guido 2: yeah man those Guido hunters are out
Guido 1: lets just do eachothers hair get a tan, our eybrows waxed and hit up the movies
Guido 2: yeah man there we are safe and sure to be the best looking people. make sure you rock the A/X

by Nick spanks June 12, 2007

guypolar

An adjective describing the ability of men to be knocking the snot out of each other one minute, and then knocking back a beer together the next minute. In contrast to women, who remember every high school insult at their fiftieth reunion.

When he was a young man, Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of a minor gangster named Jack Armstrong. Immediately afterward, they became friends for life. Lincoln and Armstrong were guypolar.

by tf101062 January 17, 2008

guido telephone

yelling out the window or on the porch to your "boy" or "woman".

Serafino: (walks onto back porch) "Ey Maria! Come ova here and clean the blood stains outta the trunk of my Lexus!"
Maria: (from a distance): "Watchu want me to do it for, eh? Clean it out ya self!
Serafino: (seconds later): "Ey fuck you, yaz dumb bitch! Now come ova here and do it...and make me a veal parmigiana!"
Neighbor: "Damn those guidos and their guido telephone!"

by thefauxmccoy November 25, 2009