gurk

a dirty brown man slag who thinks he's a pussy magnet but can't keep his dick in his pants. daddy issues and major alcoholic - stay away girls. don't call him a girl by the way, insecure and major toxic masculinity radiator

'I met this guy who's such a slag'
'sounds like a gurk'

by he thought he ate August 15, 2023

Gurk

Instead of saying girlie, u can say gurk.

Frank: Hello gurkie,
Sam: its gurk, not gurkie

by Bi queen May 15, 2023

Gurk

To dominate an enemy team with a company of gurka units

Damn my right flank is getting gurked

by Afraking July 29, 2025

Gurk

Gurk is a wide expression of a particular emotion, usually defined by the topic/emotion of the conversation. This may also be used in adjective form 'gurkey' to describe something/someone as (most of the time) strange/indescribable.

"BOI WHAT THE GURK"
"You're acting really gurkey today..@

by awpul January 18, 2025

Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.

Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”

by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023

Gurk

Gurk/Gurking is a verb used to describe the activity of going out with your friends in a mid-sized group while wearing propeller hats.

The term is used in a positive way.

John: "Are we gurking at the weekend?"
Sarah: "Yes!"

by Regalious October 19, 2023

Gurking

The act of defecating inside of a women's mouth before she provides u with oral sex.

Dude, I heard that girl is cool with gurking.

by Cole 57 June 10, 2021