Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.

Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”

by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023

Gurk

Instead of saying girlie, u can say gurk.

Frank: Hello gurkie,
Sam: its gurk, not gurkie

by Bi queen May 15, 2023

gurk

a dirty brown man slag who thinks he's a pussy magnet but can't keep his dick in his pants. daddy issues and major alcoholic - stay away girls. don't call him a girl by the way, insecure and major toxic masculinity radiator

'I met this guy who's such a slag'
'sounds like a gurk'

by he thought he ate August 15, 2023

gurk

short for "agurk" in Molde slang of Norway. Agurk means cucumber. Used in a sexualized way.

"du skal få gurk i ræva"

by Pietro235 January 19, 2021

Gurk

A bad smelling stupid piece of shit who is dating a weird person. He smells worse than a wild kirsta on a bad day. He thinks he is hilarious and his ego is higher than mount kiliminjaro.

Look over there! It’s gurk!!

Yeah, Ella took Gurk from Anna.

by Hehehehheeehehe July 31, 2022

Gurks

the most powerful people on the planet.

the gurks are so powerful.

by gurknumberone August 19, 2021

Gurking

The act of defecating inside of a women's mouth before she provides u with oral sex.

Dude, I heard that girl is cool with gurking.

by Cole 57 June 10, 2021