It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.

Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.

The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.

'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.

The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"

Greasy Gumble Gamble by The True Addendum July 19, 2016

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Pack of Gummies

When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.

I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.

Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.

Pack of Gummies by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2018

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Gombie

A Pokemon Go player who is oblivious to where they are going: a "Go Zombie".

That Gombie just got run over by a truck.

Gombie by OriginalGriff August 11, 2016

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Hairy Gumbers

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

Hairy Gumbers by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010

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