guilty pleasure 

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

guilty pleasure by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

guilty conscience 

A feeling you get when someone has called your bluff.

When you feel ill and sick to your stomach because you are the cause of a hurtful situation. You try to deny it to yourself but that feeling won't let you.

So, you go shopping with your friend, then go home and talk shit about them to your mate. Then your mate repeats what happened shopping, word for word to another friend and that friend then goes back and tells. BUSTED!! You should have a guilty conscience!

guilty conscience by Heatherdog December 23, 2009

guilty pleasure 

A usually secretive, sick and twisted activity/hobby that someone does, that KNOWS they shouldn't and feel downright ashamed for. Sadly, we all have them, including me.

Myself: *sighs* I like listening to Lady GaGa's "Bad Romance". Considering that I usually condemn mainstream music and I usually listen nothing but The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Kansas, and other kickass bands, this is indeed a PRIME example of a guilty pleasure. -_-U

guilty pleasure by Zepgirl June 20, 2010

Guilty Turd 

Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.

We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.

Guilty Turd by UnclePapi March 23, 2007

Guilty as Casey Anthony

Someone who is definitely guilty, without a doubt. They're so guilty you might as well have caught them red handed/seen them committing the crime.

Replaces the phrase "guilty as sin."

Person 1: "Do you think Jane cheated on her boyfriend?"
Person 2: "Oh hell yeah, she's guilty as Casey Anthony!"

Guilty as Casey Anthony by BeckyLynn562 July 8, 2011

Guilty Corndog 

The act of falling asleep after performing anal, and failing to clean up. Then, waking up with dried fecal matter encrusting your member.

I woke up with a guilty corndog after last night's adventure.

Guilty Corndog by CarnifexDemon June 26, 2018

guilty gear 

A game in which Bridget (the posterboy of yaoi, or shota if you go by his age) is a character in.

A Random Guy - "Damn! That girl is hot I'd hit it.
Random Guy 2 - "Dude, that's a guy."
Random Guy - "I'd still hit it."

guilty gear by Heather April 15, 2005