a spirit that guides you to good energy and positive vibes in spirituality, you can meet them by doing meditations or lucid dreaming (there is only a small chance you will get to see your spirit guide in a lucid dream)
Friend: Yo! I just met my spirit guide last night! They were very pretty, and it was surely a pleasure meeting them.
by MMarrss March 24, 2021
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to, during a threesome or more, taking the penis from the front while the other stake it from the side
"Lenna, this night. . . you are guiding the sleigh."

"Oh yes, I will, John," says Lenna, with a happy tone.
by Kitty UWU's December 6, 2019
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Anyplace where a guido infects; can be in a bar, on the beach, on the Orange bus back to Elkton, wherever. Quite possibly the worst place on Earth. It is not recommended to fight these 'roid high guids as they will throw hair gel into your eyes and get all their boys with the same haircut.
Wow, did you see that guid city on the Orange bus last night?
by Guid Slayer May 13, 2009
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A great cheap program that is basically the SKY tv guide on your PC
Whats next on TV? Check the digi guide dumbass
by mulligan November 14, 2003
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Similar to a guide dog but instead of leading the blind they lead the distracted.
dennis bought a guide-monkey to make him a better man
by joe mortell March 10, 2008
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Global User I.D. Ban :
Happens when you play with game modifications, or hacks; and they get detected by an anti-cheating association integrated into the game you play.

It will add your CD key to the black list, and it will not be allowed on servers ever again that uses PunkBuster.
Now i gotta go get a new cd key... I just got guid banned.........
by flyingtoretilas May 19, 2007
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When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.
If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.
by bigtones January 14, 2005
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