Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.
herkulano and danny.
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.
made with absolutely no love
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.
made with absolutely no love
by two hotties who dislike guidos very much :] March 05, 2007
A person who wears tight popped collared shirts either burgundy or white, and always unbuttoned to show off their chest, and wears nike boots with tight designer jeans. Prefers techno music at the club. Also, always had a black beanie handy. Coming from an Italian descent.
by nickbuccola<3newyork March 18, 2009
First and foremost,...ITALIANS AND ONLY ITALIANS CAN BE A GUIDO! The REAL Guido is a rare thing these days. The real Guidos are in their 30's and 40's now. They were children of the 70's and 80's when the Guido movement was at its prime. Not like these wanna be jerk offs you see now. With that in mind,...theres a few things I need to get off my hairy chest:
NO and I repeat NO Guido would EVER EVER wear the $hit these kids wear today.
Ultra baggy jogging suits by Sean Jean, Roccawear and FUBU? (ESPECIALLY FUBU which Stands for "FOR US BY US" a black company, aimed at marketing to the black community,..HELLO,...They dont WANT us buying it and wearing it, and some ignorant wannabes keep buying them!) Were Italians,..not "wiggers" smarten up! In the 80's we wore Sergio T and Fila Jogging suits,..Now we wear $300 Genellis and Alan Stuarts.
And The hats,..whats with the hats? Baseball hats tilted to the side? Another Wigger thing! Gimmie a Fu&king break! Guidos spend too much time on their hair to cover it with a gay "Von Dutch" hat. If your gonna wear a hat,..wear it normally,..have some class.
Yes, we still swear gold chains, bracelets, pinky rings and watches. We dont wear our chains over our shirts,..we havent done that since the 80's! Yes its YELLOW gold, not white and we dont wear TRENDY platenium. Thats a fad,..Yellow gold is classy and timeless. Wearing platenium chains with giant crosses and other charms is stupid,..Dont do it
In a few years,..when you look back at pics of yourselves,...with your crooked hat,..wigger clothes and jumbo chains you'll embarassed by that $hit. And you should be! Wannabe!
NO and I repeat NO Guido would EVER EVER wear the $hit these kids wear today.
Ultra baggy jogging suits by Sean Jean, Roccawear and FUBU? (ESPECIALLY FUBU which Stands for "FOR US BY US" a black company, aimed at marketing to the black community,..HELLO,...They dont WANT us buying it and wearing it, and some ignorant wannabes keep buying them!) Were Italians,..not "wiggers" smarten up! In the 80's we wore Sergio T and Fila Jogging suits,..Now we wear $300 Genellis and Alan Stuarts.
And The hats,..whats with the hats? Baseball hats tilted to the side? Another Wigger thing! Gimmie a Fu&king break! Guidos spend too much time on their hair to cover it with a gay "Von Dutch" hat. If your gonna wear a hat,..wear it normally,..have some class.
Yes, we still swear gold chains, bracelets, pinky rings and watches. We dont wear our chains over our shirts,..we havent done that since the 80's! Yes its YELLOW gold, not white and we dont wear TRENDY platenium. Thats a fad,..Yellow gold is classy and timeless. Wearing platenium chains with giant crosses and other charms is stupid,..Dont do it
In a few years,..when you look back at pics of yourselves,...with your crooked hat,..wigger clothes and jumbo chains you'll embarassed by that $hit. And you should be! Wannabe!
by A REAL Cugine! April 20, 2005
TRUE guido;you dont find many no a days...now theyr too old to be "guidos" publicly,but you catch them bumpin freestyle singing all the words to MARIA everynow and then...catch them in central every so often_chillen on ditmars ona friday night with the'r tops down;checkin out the wannabe guidettes...
a REAL guido-circa 1976 through the 80's,and the first couple years of the 90's.
guidos now SWEAR ... spiked hair (true oldschool guido does/did the hair combed back&geled)&def none of that "let me do my hair so i can lightly place a hat at the end of my head and make it fall off" bullsh*t_ gold chain (stricly gold chain,maybe a small horn,a small cross...no huge ass bling bling sh*ts like these losers)...jumping up and down in the middle of the dance floor doing moves like the bookcase...? ehhh sorry_u think your a guido,i assure you-your not.
def. found mainly down the shore,seaside&pointpleasant<--thats their spot!
bayside/whitestone&astoria are common spottings of these "new age" guidos
brooklyn is infested. & the boogie down is where all the original oldschool freestyle get-downers are at.
the only way,i believe,you know what being a guido is all about is if-and only if you have a brother,sister,zia or zio anywhere between the ages of 25-40ish and you grew up listening to freestyle with them-all day everyday,watching them put masive amounts of perfume on,masive amounts of mouse&of course your a true italian,if not first generation AT LEAST 2nd--grew up knowing that sunday was family day and there was no friend time until the fam was done.
guidos now a days are LUCKY if both their grandparents came her from italy.
&&&& guidos dont call themselves "guidos", they know theyr fly and mista joe cool_they dont have to advertise it.
a REAL guido-circa 1976 through the 80's,and the first couple years of the 90's.
guidos now SWEAR ... spiked hair (true oldschool guido does/did the hair combed back&geled)&def none of that "let me do my hair so i can lightly place a hat at the end of my head and make it fall off" bullsh*t_ gold chain (stricly gold chain,maybe a small horn,a small cross...no huge ass bling bling sh*ts like these losers)...jumping up and down in the middle of the dance floor doing moves like the bookcase...? ehhh sorry_u think your a guido,i assure you-your not.
def. found mainly down the shore,seaside&pointpleasant<--thats their spot!
bayside/whitestone&astoria are common spottings of these "new age" guidos
brooklyn is infested. & the boogie down is where all the original oldschool freestyle get-downers are at.
the only way,i believe,you know what being a guido is all about is if-and only if you have a brother,sister,zia or zio anywhere between the ages of 25-40ish and you grew up listening to freestyle with them-all day everyday,watching them put masive amounts of perfume on,masive amounts of mouse&of course your a true italian,if not first generation AT LEAST 2nd--grew up knowing that sunday was family day and there was no friend time until the fam was done.
guidos now a days are LUCKY if both their grandparents came her from italy.
&&&& guidos dont call themselves "guidos", they know theyr fly and mista joe cool_they dont have to advertise it.
by t.mariaa August 26, 2006
Guido
General: An stereotypical Italian-American male born and raised Catholic in New York or New Jersey.
Type I: The old, mafia, Tony Soprano guy. Knows a guys who knows a guy who can get your foundation fixed for cheap. Nothing beats his mama's meatballs.
Type II: The young male. Roots usually can be traced back to Sicilly, even though he has never left the country and doesn't own a passport. Nor can he speak more than a dozen words in Italian.
Interests of Type II (or "The Next Generation"):
-Cars: BMW 3 series and/or Honda Civic. Tints, a "bangin" stereo system that blasts music no one with taste wants to hear, one or more Italian flags, added rims, holes in the muffler.
-Women: Long hair that they touch too much out of insecurity, fake tan, implants, frosty lipstick, white jeans, gold earrings and/or necklaces with their name on it, easy to bed, giggles a lot, extra points if she is named Maria or Gina. Should put out after the first date or else is considered "a tease" or "a lesbian", yells a lot, gold diggers.
-Self: Going to the gym, being latently homosexual, too much hair gel or grease (large, defined spikes or slicked back), fake tan, date rape, weed, cocaine, gambling, Newport cigarettes, blue collar jobs, lacking culture, curses a lot, going to clubs in Manhattan, cash money (no wallet), gaudy jewelry, hanging out in packs, being short (read: Napolean complex), looking in the mirror, white caps and/or visors tilted the side, taking photographs while smirking with their chins raised up, being smug, starting every sentence with "yo", white clothes, wearing dress shirts that they don't tuck in, Adidas (white), talking loudly, anal sex with females, often getting into bar fights, gold watches that don't fit properly, polo shirts with popped collars, diamond earrings, spoiled brats, The Mets, proud ignorance, high school level education.
General: An stereotypical Italian-American male born and raised Catholic in New York or New Jersey.
Type I: The old, mafia, Tony Soprano guy. Knows a guys who knows a guy who can get your foundation fixed for cheap. Nothing beats his mama's meatballs.
Type II: The young male. Roots usually can be traced back to Sicilly, even though he has never left the country and doesn't own a passport. Nor can he speak more than a dozen words in Italian.
Interests of Type II (or "The Next Generation"):
-Cars: BMW 3 series and/or Honda Civic. Tints, a "bangin" stereo system that blasts music no one with taste wants to hear, one or more Italian flags, added rims, holes in the muffler.
-Women: Long hair that they touch too much out of insecurity, fake tan, implants, frosty lipstick, white jeans, gold earrings and/or necklaces with their name on it, easy to bed, giggles a lot, extra points if she is named Maria or Gina. Should put out after the first date or else is considered "a tease" or "a lesbian", yells a lot, gold diggers.
-Self: Going to the gym, being latently homosexual, too much hair gel or grease (large, defined spikes or slicked back), fake tan, date rape, weed, cocaine, gambling, Newport cigarettes, blue collar jobs, lacking culture, curses a lot, going to clubs in Manhattan, cash money (no wallet), gaudy jewelry, hanging out in packs, being short (read: Napolean complex), looking in the mirror, white caps and/or visors tilted the side, taking photographs while smirking with their chins raised up, being smug, starting every sentence with "yo", white clothes, wearing dress shirts that they don't tuck in, Adidas (white), talking loudly, anal sex with females, often getting into bar fights, gold watches that don't fit properly, polo shirts with popped collars, diamond earrings, spoiled brats, The Mets, proud ignorance, high school level education.
That guido with the popped collar just offered me coke for oral sex in his BMW 325i, but he put my eye out with his spiky hair.
by Po-Bo. March 17, 2006
Come to Staten Island and hang out at Blue Lounge and you will find a little guido everywhere you turn.
by Nick Szwaba October 18, 2006