guatermelon

A Guatemalan that looks like a watermelon

"Hey Jason how's my red and green outfit I got from my home town in Guatemala"
" Genesis you look like a guatermelon"

by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 June 5, 2020

Grandpa Gapers

When an elderly man spreads your gaping asshole and puts his cracked old tongue inside.

Yesterday I was walking down the street and saw grandpa gapers going on.

by Uncle Rimjob July 11, 2016

Florida Gaper

Too much ass sex from a stranger on your Florida vacation.

She came back from vacation with the Florida Gaper

by HulkHulk June 19, 2016

Massive Gaper

Massive gaper is something the youtube "Nikocado Avocado" has. This is referring to his stretched out asshole.

Damn did you see that picture off Nikocados massive gaper?

by Massive Gaper April 17, 2020

Googly Gulper

Gulps whale semen consistently, aswell as penetrating little boys

Person 1: OMG i just saw a Googly Gulper outside my house
Person 2: Omg where my son?!

by John WockV2 September 7, 2022

El guido guape

A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.

A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.

by Chiefnass December 30, 2012

Dirty Gumper

A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out

Gumper TY did you just dirty Gumper Ella Evan’s

by GUMPER master October 19, 2021