gracho

(n.) a guido who uses his own gizz as hair gel; at first glimpse it seems as though he has dandruff except shampoo won't solve this problem; often he will give away some way or another that he actually is a gracho by saying something so ignorant even a day walker guid would say "are you fuckin serious right now you fuckin gracho?"; a gracho will usually smell of a strong semen/cologne mix(equivalent to mixing bisquick and some brand of cologne) and camp around young females; around 90% of people who make first contact with a gracho will usually puke in their mouth

Yo is there a fucking gracho talking to my sister

by theguynextdoor March 14, 2008

Guachinango

a beautiful town in Jalisco. home to la Virgen de la Purificacion. Also were they celebrate her every February 2nd.

Guachinango is the best place in the whole world.

by la_chiquis August 10, 2008

gaucho

1. The cowboys of Argentina.
2. A person who wears western attire as a standard mode of dress.
3. A person who adds a western flair to ordinary clothes.

Most impressive poncho and Cuban heels, gaucho.

A Hugo Boss suit with a bolo tie? Spiffy, gaucho.

by rubiaK8 October 4, 2009

gauchoholic

A student who attends the University of California Santa Barbara. Often found partying the streets of Isla Vista. A gauchoholic is one who can consume large amounts of alcohol throughout their 3-5 years of college life.

Did you see that gauchoholic at Tonic last night?

by marzost August 18, 2011

gachorp

A word that really isn't a word, but sounds like it could mean something. It could be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

"So steve was making a sandwhich the otherday, and he cut his hand, damn man, the sight of that shit almost scared the gachorp outta me"

"i walked in on my dad gachorping last night *shutter*"

"aw shit, i got gachorp all over my keyboard"

by ~themaxofsamson~ September 26, 2011

Guacahole

Guacamole made inside of any orifice below the navel.

Male: "I was having sex with my girlfriend when we got hungry for some chips, but we didn't wanna stop- so we made some guacahole right then and there and munched down!"

Female: "I hate guacahole. It stings for weeks."

by ConkelDURR! August 22, 2011

Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.

The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"

by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009