Bear Grylls The Fuck Out

To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show

Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?

Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there

Jude: Nice!

by Jack Limbo May 6, 2010

Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.

I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Going Bear Grylls Style

When using your own cum as lube while masterbating

"I ran out of lotion so I was Going Bear Grylls Style..."

by QuinoaSalad January 4, 2018

gryllsing

the word gryllsing is the term used when you are doing something proper chilled, like toking, or describing what your doing later in the day. It is derived from the legend that is bear grylls who is my inspiration and also my new religion.

A classic example from everyday life ....

1. im guna be gryllsing down later.
2. im jus gryllsing at the moment.

by el oxoxoxo March 10, 2008

Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 3, 2021

Bear Grylls

Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild

I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.

You are such a Bear Grylls.

by the_fallen_angel August 23, 2023

Mr grylls

The best teacher. One of the only rated teachers. He looks like one of the guys from pesky blinders and his jokes are deader than mr robinsons trim

Mr grylls is a g

by Its.scr November 20, 2019