gumpkin

The act of receiving a gummer (no tooth blow job) while defecating.

"yo, you're grandma's a pro at giving out gumpkins!"

by someguy3692006 August 2, 2006

Grumpin'

(verb) The act of vigorously passing a particularly stubborn bowel movement. Usually involves grunting and the straining of one's sphincter. See also: Constipation

I hate when I'm in the bathroom at work and someone is grumpin' out a gnarly deuce. Gross...

by SneakyMe August 29, 2011

glumpkin

During the act of oral sex, one holds thier flatuence until the point of orgasm and then releases the fart while ejaculating

A: "What the hell was that?"
Brian: "That was a Glumpkin, bitch"

by Swiss Cheddah January 11, 2008

Forest Gumpkin

Getting Georgia dome from an Alabama man with a learning disability and remarkable dumb-luck while dropping a Bill Cosby or pinching off a Wesley Snipes. This act is usually performed with little to no expense to the receiver at all.

Gio and AJ both received simultaneous Forest Gumpkins, while dropping Barry Larkins, from the same homeless Birmingham native on their return trip from Panama City for the price of 12 cents, a pair of novelty sunglasses, and a jolly rancher.

by the-Real-Snuffaluffagus July 31, 2011

glumpkin

a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a massive shit

its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time

yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.

his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.

by harry s taint September 22, 2011

glumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

by Steve From Superior January 20, 2009

grumpin

grumpin is the slang term for actively making yourself grumpy(to the extreme)

grumpin comes about while talking to Asians about big trucks, and fast cars (besides Toyota MR-2's)

by Bryan Harving November 4, 2007