groomer

A much older adult who has sex with teenagers.

"At the age of 16, an attractive, naïve, yet horribly precocious only child living in Twickenham, Barber began a two-year sexual relationship with a much older man whom she calls Simon. Nowadays, flashy Simon, with his posh motors and fancy cigars, would be called a predator or a groomer but back then, still in the days when even the brightest girls were expected to bag a man at the first opportunity, it was Barber's parents who actively encouraged the affair." (Review in The Scotsman, July 15, 2009)

by Johnny Buzzard July 15, 2009

Groovster

Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters don't have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.

Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.

Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"

by groovster#1 May 16, 2013

gooms

mushrooms e.i. shrooms

i was tripping cause i took some gooms.

by gwenstefaniissex July 19, 2005

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

Groom Roast

A Groom Roast is a man’s versions of the bridal shower. The Bachelor Party may not always be appropriate for younger guys or older relatives, so this is a great way for all the important men in the groom’s life to celebrate him by spending an afternoon together and having a little fun at his expense (public appropriate comedic insults, praise, outlandish true stories and uplifting tributes). The groom knows that it’s all in fun, and is able to be a good sport about it. The groom will be roasted by those who wish to do it, with some of the same treatment possibly coming their way too. It’s hosted by the groomsmen, who pick a theme the groom would like: sports, gaming, poker… and bring everyone together with food, drinks and some good laughs.

Are you going to plan the Groom Roast?

by Groomage June 18, 2011

Groom Lake

Dry lake bed within Area 51.
Casual term for the base at Area 51.

The Stealth bomber was first tested at Groom Lake.

by Curious Cow August 1, 2004

Groommate

(n.) a man who is married to a woman, for seemingly no sexual reasons. His only use to his wife is purely for reasons of social and financial convenience.

"Ted complained that he and his wife hadn't had sex all last month. When will he realize that he's just a groommate at this point?"

by DarkApp January 17, 2010