Grinspork

Hugeous Dorkous :: Native inhabitant of New Jersey. They are never docile, and easily provoked. Rather low intelligence creatures with the remarkable ability to believe they are always right along with the false precept that they ARE smart. The creatures prefer noctural cycles and their method of transportation is a piece of feces. The creatures hate anyone they don't enjoy with a passion as they also have a tendancy to blurt out hateful things in public places or if the offender is male, apply a forceful kicking motion with their leg to said person's nutsack. They mate with mentally unstable females and have rather homoerotic tendancies when around other males of any species.

Grinspork shot himself in the nuts with an airsoft gun and let his mother bleach his hair without realizing what she was doing.

by enitnelav December 2, 2003

grindcore

a musical genre made popular by music television and the consumer habits of brainless middle schoolers in girl pants with pocketfuls of someone else's money, grind-core requires little if any musical talent. most grindcore bands gain a following by dressing up silly and sitting around at coffee bars and headshops talking about how awesome their band is like they aren't in it (well, that's what i did anyway)

OMG HAVE YOU HEARD!?!? STABYOURMOMxCORE is gonna be at Natura tonight! they're the best grindcore band EVER! at least that what this one guy said...stop trying to cut yourself with that butterknife and let's roll! we need to spend lots of money because we're young and upset and nobody in the world has ever, ever felt like we have!

by someoneisusingmyname October 24, 2005

Grindcore Metal

Death/Black Metal Vocals
Thrash/Death Music
Sometimes with a synth to add Effects (chains,powertools,glass breaking etc...)

FUCKIN MENTAL MUSIC

The Berzerker, Napalm Death, Dying Fetus

by jason December 30, 2003

Grinspork

A tall, lanky loser with no friends

"I just finished kicking Grinspork's ass"

by Colin Smith November 27, 2003

grindcore

a fast form of hardcore, usually more chaotic and spaztic.

comes from punk and metal, as the origanl branches of genre.

some grind bands use the high pithced screams, followed by the gutterrolls(pig screams).

some modern day grind includes:
me and him call it us
destroyer destroyer
see you next tuesday
robinson
o' captain! my captain!
heavy heavy low low

grindcore usually doesn't have time signatures or often it doesn't use theory. but it is still very complicated in the notes and chords they do use.

grind bands usually consist of:
1 to 2 guitarist
1 bassist
1 to 2 singers
1 drummer.

a minimal grind band, that i have seen, consisted of:
a guitarist and a drummer.
both screaming.

have you seen how fast the fingers are of that guitarist in the grindcore band!?!?!

by xxxedge October 29, 2006

grindcore metal

Hardcore-metal, characterized by intense screaming, extreme speed and grinding double bass pedals/drums (whereas if the music being played is too fast for an actual drummer, a programmable drum machine will be used).

Agoraphobic Nosebleed (Acid Grind), Napalm Death (Grind), The Locust (Wicked Spaz-Grindcore)

by Cyco December 29, 2003

grindcore metal

all of the above

crazy spazzed out/ intelligent musicians getting as far away from pop culture as possible.

The Locust: spaz grindcore
Dillenger Escape PLan: gnarly jazz grindcore
Scarlet: what the hell is this grindcore
Every Time I Die: you can actually understand this music
The Blood Brothers: hmm the sound of men screaming like girls grindcore ( very awesome stuff)

by Rob May 20, 2004