Gridlock

When two people are ass-to-ass simultaneously shitting into one another's assholes.

Dude, Mortimer, did you see Eleanor and Priscilla gridlocking last night? It was off the chain.

by shaquille f'real October 20, 2008

gridlock

v.
The feminized cock block (a.k.a. Blocking the Box). The origin of this term comes from city traffic signs ("Don't Block the Box") in order to alleviate rush hour traffic conditions where cars are stopped in the middle of an intersection. In these situations, blocking the box inevitably results in gridlock.

(a female):"I've just been gridlocked by that sexy dyke's friend."

by evan m. September 26, 2005

Sicilian Gridlock

Where four cars have edged forward into busy traffic at a four way intersection in such a fashion that each car's front bumper is pointed at the next car right's side door and each car is of course blocked behind by the line of cars that inched forward with them.

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by Dwyne March 28, 2009

Gridlock

The greatest music project in existence (and likely ever). Founded by Mike Wells and Mike Cadoo, their mix of ambient, glitch and industrial changed the face of electronic music (especially industrial, with little credit).

wow, that music was the most moving thing i have EVER heard, who did you say that was again? Gridlock, aye? wow. i am awestruck.

by G-Cause December 9, 2008

gremlock

When someone jizzes in your hair and it becomes a really nasty crusty lock of hair.

I gave a chick a hardcore gremlock last night.

by Mrmojorisin May 10, 2007

grimloch

Grimloch is proof that you can write what ever you want on Urban Dictionary.

Grimloch used to be a robotic dinosaur, now it means sunshine ponies

by ThatGuyTallon May 3, 2015

gridlock

to put a halt to a woman's attempts to hook up

similar words: gridlocked, block the box, blocking the box,cock block

"Shit, i've got to gridlock my friend. She must be wearing beer goggles because she's hitting on the ugliest person in the bar."

by dcwoman September 26, 2005