night greetings

A much better way to say good night

"aight well i'm gonna head to bed
kinda tired"

"alright
night greetings"

by AlfonsoFromMeat November 16, 2010

birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.

Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

by Captain Capable August 15, 2012

Shangai Greeting

The art of highfiving the tip of your dick to another person's dick

Hell yeah we got the lead in Mario Party, Shangai Greeting!

by Winter6922020202 March 5, 2021

season's greetings

Something you say when you want to indicate you've farted

John: Season's greetings guys!
Everyone else: fuck you John

by Fartso October 23, 2007

GLEXTING

Watching GLEE & texting about it while you watch it

We were glexting back and forth about Finn and Puck while we watched Glee.

by MamaZ3 April 15, 2011

Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.

Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!

by JB December 8, 2003

greeting card marriage

When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.

Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.

by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018