Gretchen

1. The world's best spanish teacher, under the age of 30!!
2. A master of "knitting" and "pearling"
3. Patient, kind, and resistant to extreme cold due to a frigid Michigan upbringing.
4. La mejora profesora de espanol en el laboratorio de tecnologia.

Tami: "Oh my gosh! I totally love spanish this year!"
Tina: "Yeah. I'm sure its because you have a Gretchen for a professor."

by E. Evonna c/o 2008 May 28, 2008

Gretchen

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...

She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

Gretchen

An adjective. Meaning Dirty, old, stanky, raggedy, shitty, rotten, fermented, fucked up, scraped, torn or just plain old Ugly as hell. Ya dig?

"Betty, take them GRETCHEN ass clothes off! Now!"

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by DirtyDaveInthePHX March 2, 2009

Gretchen

A self-conceded biotch who doesn't care about anyone but herself. Never thinks of others and is too fake to have any friends. Extremely ugly to the point of being unbearable to look at.

Who would ever want to live as a Gretchen.

by Bsksuebao November 24, 2014

gretchenstein

a female frankenstein

yo, Gretchenstein got loose; yep, catch her, and lock-her-down, fast!

by 721 April 23, 2020

Gretchen

A fucking whore, ill never forgive you Gretchen

"I dated a gretchen once, she sucked and should go die."

by MishiMash December 11, 2019

Gretchen

A fucking Bitch.

Gretchen is a fucking bitch

by TonyFromBrook October 6, 2020