Gretchen

a no lip havin bitch whose got the personality of my left toe

laney: u spelled gretchen wieners wrong
gretchen: no its right
gretchen: *changes it to the correct spelling*
laney: buy urself a pair of lips @ walmart u fucking gretchen

by notlaney June 23, 2016

gretchen

A psychotic mother who mistakenly believes her children are the perfect example of purity, chastity, morality and good breeding.

The gretchen up the street won't believe that her son stole my son's tools.

by Hoosier_Daddy July 9, 2006

Gretchen

(Verb)
When someone has a massive bitch fit and won't shut up. They proceed to yell at someone for something that is actually their own fault.

"Stop nitpicking, I know where the table's going to be, don't have a gretchen!"

by Millie Sue February 21, 2008

Gretchen

1. The world's best spanish teacher, under the age of 30!!
2. A master of "knitting" and "pearling"
3. Patient, kind, and resistant to extreme cold due to a frigid Michigan upbringing.
4. La mejora profesora de espanol en el laboratorio de tecnologia.

Tami: "Oh my gosh! I totally love spanish this year!"
Tina: "Yeah. I'm sure its because you have a Gretchen for a professor."

by E. Evonna c/o 2008 May 28, 2008

Gretchen

Often accompanied by the descriptive prefix "Stretchin'"...The girl who'll do everyone, anytime, anywhere...Usually wears clogs and sundress with no panties or bra...

She's always stretchin'...that GRETCHEN!

by Graffilthier May 18, 2008

Gretchen

An adjective. Meaning Dirty, old, stanky, raggedy, shitty, rotten, fermented, fucked up, scraped, torn or just plain old Ugly as hell. Ya dig?

"Betty, take them GRETCHEN ass clothes off! Now!"

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by DirtyDaveInthePHX March 2, 2009

Gretchen

A self-conceded biotch who doesn't care about anyone but herself. Never thinks of others and is too fake to have any friends. Extremely ugly to the point of being unbearable to look at.

Who would ever want to live as a Gretchen.

by Bsksuebao November 24, 2014