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The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.
Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.
by anonymous June 19, 2024
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Gradually grasping

I like to go gradually grasping especially when it's hot out.
by Personapal November 18, 2019
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witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.
My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.
by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023
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Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.
Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.
by ozzysms November 4, 2014
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grasping

The act of masturbation cause you are a lonely incel
Jordan is grasping cause his girl left him for a better man
by trashyguitar February 28, 2024
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grasping

The act of masturbating cause you are a lonely incel
Jordan is grasping because his girl left him for another man
by trashyguitar February 28, 2024
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Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
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