grasping

The act of masturbating cause you are a lonely incel

Jordan is grasping because his girl left him for another man

by trashyguitar February 28, 2024

GRASPED

Abbreviation of "Got it, right? Art stands in pure exemplary, Dante"

"To deliver information faster than anyone... you can't afford to spell it all out. GRASPED."
- Ryoshu

by Memimuer March 22, 2023

Shit Grasping

When a Shit Grasper Grasps on to someone's Shit to get attention they don't deserve.

Eugene was pressed after the squad was finished Shit Grasping off his Dumb Ass.

by ∆Delta∆ May 16, 2021

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.

Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

by anonymous June 19, 2024

Grasping

When seeing some body's GYAT you may want you touch it, so you grasp. Used metaphorically.

"Grasping the music teacher right now"

by mrcollinsrightnow December 11, 2023

Gradually grasping

Gradually grasping; grasping with your penis

I like to go gradually grasping especially when it's hot out.

by Personapal November 18, 2019

Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.

How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?

by Green Seagull July 10, 2021