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Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.
Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.
by ozzysms November 4, 2014
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grasping

The act of masturbation cause you are a lonely incel
Jordan is grasping cause his girl left him for a better man
by trashyguitar February 28, 2024
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Grasping

When seeing some body's GYAT you may want you touch it, so you grasp. Used metaphorically.
"Grasping the music teacher right now"
by mrcollinsrightnow December 11, 2023
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Gradually grasping

I like to go gradually grasping especially when it's hot out.
by Personapal November 18, 2019
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grasp the cheeks

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.

What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.
LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.
by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016
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Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
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