grandmaster

A MASTER DJ (Disc Jockey) One that is very skilled in the art of turntablism.

Grandmaster Flash
Grandmaster Melle Mel

by DJ Scary G December 8, 2003

grandmaster

A person of the upmost uberness, a banterholic of the greatest degree and leader of the grandmaster alliance.

In the beginning grandmaster created the banter and the alliance.

by Harold Shippman April 29, 2005

garanimalish

when someone (who is usually a slob) appears to be too well coordinated.

me: "jake's tie, shoes and belt are unusually matched today - he is very garanimalish."

you: "his mom dressed him"

by groundedsteve October 13, 2011

Grandmas Ass Cheeks

Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!

Black Man A: Yo, what you do last night?
Black Man B: I got some of dat grandmas ass cheeks!

by The_Nigga_JB December 11, 2012

grandmas furburger

An older ladies vagina otherwise known as furburger, because of its floppy being

Grandpa drilled her in the grandmas furburger.

by CatsRock4235 March 11, 2016

grandmaster of the pootang

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

by bigpappy June 24, 2016

My Grandmas Muffins

A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.

“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”

by MrHornywetsoco December 22, 2020