ass grapler

1. N. An ass grappler is one who sticks to your ass in an effort to enter your colon with their nose or face so they may get slightly ahead in the world.

2. N. A homosexual male that tenaciously chases ass at the expense of his friends and relatives. They usually have no repect for the object of their desire as well.

Chuck is such an incessant ass grapler.

by Fred M April 21, 2006

Grumpleupagus

The term "Grumpleupagus" is a combined term, taking inspiration from Sesame Street character, Snuffleupagus, and the word "grumpy". Grumpleupagus is a noun used to describe a rather cranky being. In modern mythology, some say the grumpleupaguses used their long trunk to shoo away persons they find annoying.

Oh John, you're such a grumpleupagus. What's the problem?

by Bailey Sablock February 23, 2008

Guampler

A fucking idiot. Typically this person lies about everything that doesn't even require lying. Usually friendless.

Person: The new Metallica album comes out next year!

Guampler: Yeah I know I love Metallica!

Person: What's your favorite album by them?

Guampler: Uhh I like the... second one.

by Nordan Jorris February 27, 2009

cock grappler

See cock wrestler.

Put this in there you cock grappler.

by milfhunter37 April 4, 2003

grapple

A form of dancing commonly associated with Punk music, wherein the dancer grabs their partner and shakes them violently (usually while being shaken in turn).

We grappled so f***in' much last night at the show, that I got a f***in' nose-bleed.

by Levity-Slicket June 28, 2005

grumplepotamus

A very very grumpy person who is prone to snap or "go off" much like a grumpy violent hippopotamus. See also grumpy gus, grumpus, grumplestiltskin.

Richard is being a total grumplepotamus this morning, what the hell is wrong with him?

by Omitshod December 11, 2013

Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff

"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."

by KyleP11 December 1, 2014