Eighth Grade Slut

Any girl generally disposed to making out with everybody, but who refuses to have sex with anybody; a slutty girl who will not put out.

Person A: I saw you making out with Sally last night; did you get laid?
Person B: Nope. She's a real eighth grade slut.

by R. G. December 12, 2007

Bristol Grade School

An epic shitty school in Bristol, Illinois. The water fountains taste like period blood. The ground itself looks like some big ass walrus took a dump everywhere. The gym is also a cafeteria where it is the size of your average bathroom. People like to throw rocks in the toilets or shit on the walls. The teachers look like meth addicts and cry very easily. There is probably 40 billion bugs in the ventilation system. The play grounds had about 50 bee hives and kids would get raped by bees. the slides were made of fucking sheet metal and wood. It's for pre-schoolers through 4th grade. They have a machine to get cripples up the stairs and it has broken and made the cripples more crippled. The library is full of shit books from the 1800's and is located in the basement.

Bristol Grade School sucks ass dude

I know!!!

by AZN_Sn1p3z April 23, 2010

B-grade stinker

n. (1) sub-standard merchandise, (2) a movie that is so bad it shoots right past "so bad it's good" and becomes just plain bad

(ant. so bad it's good)

Ted: I thought Joe Dallesandro rocked it in "Garden of Death"!

Bill: Are you $#!&&*^ me, dude? That film was a B-grade stinker!

by Tobit September 10, 2012

grade schooler

1. A childish person or situation

2. A n00b or a rook

"Hey, you wanna go to the mall?" - Bling

"Nah, man, that's grade schooler crap," - Chaotix

by Blue Drache November 22, 2004

7th Grade Science Teacher

1.Being washed up and having to sink to the bottom of what you do
2.To be old
3.To be a witch

Student 1: Man I hate Mrs. Taylor.

Student 2: Yeah, what a 7th Grade Science Teacher.

by Pope Obama June 24, 2016

4th Grade Slut

Someone who will hold hands with anyone.

Did you see Cassy holding hands with that boy she only knew for 3 months? What a 4th grade slut!

by tom.van June 17, 2010

grade school dick

When your penis erectates, but still cannot perform coitus due to it being a pliable and soft erection.

I was gonna fuck that chick but I was only working with a grade school Dick and couldn't get it harder for the life of me!

by Batman's Nutz June 5, 2016